{"id":2043,"date":"2014-09-02T16:35:04","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T16:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/?p=2043"},"modified":"2017-03-21T09:51:32","modified_gmt":"2017-03-21T09:51:32","slug":"guide-for-dummies-how-to-sink-a-boat-in-eight-easy-steps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/?p=2043","title":{"rendered":"Guide for dummies: How to sink a boat in 8 easy steps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Step 1: <\/b>Rent a boat and bring professional crew with you. Make sure they have at least four years of experience as skippers. The sea waters are shallow and you never know what can happen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6651.jpg\" class=\"link-to-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2066\" alt=\"DSCF6651\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6651-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6651-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6651-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6651-1706x1280.jpg 1706w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6651-120x90.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6663.jpg\" class=\"link-to-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2068 alignleft\" alt=\"DSCF6663\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6663-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6663-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6663-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6663-1706x1280.jpg 1706w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6663-120x90.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b><b>Step<\/b> 2:<\/b> \u00a0Form a solid team, made of young men capable of facing bad weather and unexpected situations. Bring aboard only absolutely necessary stuff such as car keys, smart phones, internet sticks, expensive cameras, money, cards and watches.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6656.jpg\" class=\"link-to-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2067\" alt=\"DSCF6656\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6656-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6656-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6656-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6656-1706x1280.jpg 1706w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6656-120x90.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b><b>Step<\/b> 3:<\/b> Find a beautiful, deserted beach, surrounded by vertical cliffs, which can be reached only by boat. Tell no one about this, even if you know it\u2019s outside the area where you are allowed to take the boat. The sun is up, the water is perfect. Just enjoy the moment and ignore the waves that are getting bigger.<\/p>\n<p><b><b>Step<\/b> 4:<\/b> After of few hours, continue to ignore the increasing waves and get everyone aboard. Bring all the necessary stuff mentioned before. Ready. The whole team is in place. Then you notice the big waves. One\u2026two\u2026three\u2026 and the boat is almost under the water. Oops, you might be in trouble.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6702.jpg\" class=\"link-to-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2071\" alt=\"DSCF6702\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6702-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6702-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6702-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6702-1706x1280.jpg 1706w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6702-120x90.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6739.jpg\" class=\"link-to-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2081\" alt=\"DSCF6739\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6739-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6739-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6739-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6739-1706x1280.jpg 1706w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6739-120x90.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b><b>Step<\/b> 5:<\/b> The battery gets wet and the engine stops. Good thing you are near the shore. No need to panic. Just get everyone out of the boat and put all your floating gear on the sand. Don\u2019t think about the broken car keys, smart phones, internet sticks, cameras, cards and watches. You\u2019ll have time to worry about them and count the damage later. Now you have to focus on dragging the boat on the beach, where it\u2019s safe.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6693.jpg\" class=\"link-to-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2069\" alt=\"DSCF6693\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6693-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6693-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6693-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6693-1706x1280.jpg 1706w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6693-120x90.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6727.jpg\" class=\"link-to-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2078\" alt=\"DSCF6727\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6727-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6727-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6727-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6727-1706x1280.jpg 1706w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6727-120x90.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b><b>Step<\/b> 6: <\/b>If you are lucky and at least one smartphone is saved, search for network coverage and send an SOS to the boat owners, hoping they\u2019ll come and save you. Meanwhile, do your best to keep the boat floating and anchor it by a cliff.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6734.jpg\" class=\"link-to-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2080\" alt=\"DSCF6734\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6734-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6734-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6734-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6734-1706x1280.jpg 1706w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6734-120x90.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6705.jpg\" class=\"link-to-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2073\" alt=\"DSCF6705\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6705-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6705-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6705-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6705-1706x1280.jpg 1706w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6705-120x90.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b><b>Step<\/b> 7: <\/b>Thank God. The rescue team has arrived. But don\u2019t think that old sailors are smarter then you. In less than three minutes they\u2019ll manage to sink the boat you\u2019ve fought so hard for. Yes, it can sink like the Titanic. You will have the opportunity to learn all the curses directly in the old sailors\u2019 mother language. Then fight the waves to help them turn the boat upwards.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6710.jpg\" class=\"link-to-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2074\" alt=\"DSCF6710\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6710-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6710-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6710-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6710-1706x1280.jpg 1706w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6710-120x90.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6713.jpg\" class=\"link-to-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2075\" alt=\"DSCF6713\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6713-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6713-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6713-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6713-1706x1280.jpg 1706w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/DSCF6713-120x90.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Peisaj.jpg\" class=\"link-to-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2104\" alt=\"Peisaj\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Peisaj-300x199.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Peisaj-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Peisaj-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Peisaj-1920x1280.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b><b>Step<\/b> 8:<\/b> You won\u2019t believe it, but you\u2019ll make it. It will take you a couple of hours, but it\u2019s worth the effort. By now you will have learned at least half of the curses. Ready. One rescue boat drags yours, whose engine is dead. Another carries your team and your soaked gear. It was fun, right? It\u2019s so easy that even children can do it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><b>Step 1: <\/b>Rent a boat and bring professional crew with you. Make sure they have at least four years of experience as skippers. The sea waters are shallow and you never know what can happen.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b><b>Step <\/b>2:<\/b> \u00a0Form a solid team, made of young men capable of facing bad weather and unexpected situations. Bring aboard only absolutely necessary stuff such as car keys, smart phones, internet sticks, expensive cameras, money, cards and watches.<\/p>\n<div class=\"wrap-excerpt-more\"><a class=\"excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/?p=2043\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2104,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-blog_eng","post-with-media","post-with-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2043"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2087,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043\/revisions\/2087"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdamunteanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}